Ten Rules for Saving Time

 TEN RULES FOR SAVING TIME

Managing the Lists – Best and Worst of 2013

1 – Ten best movies of all time.  This is difficult, can’t make it past “Play it again, Sam,” and “I’ll never eat cabbage again as long as I live.”

2.  Ten worst movies.  Who bothered to watch them anyway.

3 - Ten Worst Tragedies.  Contribute to a Helping Hand that you trust and then turn off TV, radio, newspapers and magazines.

4.  Wardrobe plans.  If it fits, add a sash or necklace.  If it doesn’t fit, that is a good excuse to go Bargain-day shopping.

5.  Ten best recipes, meals, menu.  Same as last year.  Start with Mom’s fried chicken and forget the rest.

6.  Bucket list.  Same as last year.  This person scratched off publishing a book (the alternate safe world of Sanctuary) but my book didn’t make any lists, so will write and replace on list with Myrt-ty-ky-ly, Fierce Dragoness. ( http://amzn.to/12D53WF )

7.  Exercises scheduled.  Ho hum.  Work on this right immediately directly after nap.

8.  Contact friends and family, at least one each day.  Friends and Family, you know I love you, please call me, and remember when my nap time takes place.

9.  RESOLUTIONS.  After 80 years of making resolutions to make me a better person, I figure I must be about perfect by now so it’s hard to find any more special rules that would make me miserable, so I might as well pass on this.

10.  I just finished the ten best lists of all times.  Here’s to a gentle, safe and secure 2014. 

Signed: Madre, mom, step-mom, grandma, great-grandma, sister, friend, aunt, internet friend.  Mariam Lewis Heiny Cheshire

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